Don’t get too excited – I’m not back, not properly. I’m just poking my head around the door really, so that you don’t forget about me. And I also needed to post up my December Week In My Life before it became totally outdated and irrelevant. I mean, it’s pretty much outdated already, because who wants to look at Christmassy things once the festive season has drawn to an end" It’s like having a stonking hangover and being forced back to the scene of the party to clear up spilt drinks and glasses with fag ends floating in them.
But here it is nevertheless: a whole week in my life. Except that it’s more than a week, because I kept forgetting to film an ending. And in a way, it’s also less than a week, because I missed out quite a few days and on one of them I just filmed my cat sleeping. Perhaps I should make things easier for myself in 2018 and bring it back to a day in my life" To be decided.
Apologies for the extended absence; I’d like to say that I’ve been luxuriating in a long, restful holiday but there is no such thing as a long and restful holiday when you have two relentlessly scampering miniature people darting around your legs. Also I seem to have the cough-cold from hell: it simply will not sod off. I spent a fair amount of the Christmas period feeling pretty shocking, was awarded some brief respite for a few days and now it all seems to be back with a vengeance.
But I’m trying to...